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“Pfft, wiener, heh. But hey, I ain’t a coward. That’s just mean ta’ say.” She faked a pout, bottom lip protruding and eyes blinking wide. Though, a cheeky grin broke through, as well as a snorting laughter. “I wouldn’t make ya’ wear anythin’, ta’ be honest. Ya’ don’t need fancy clothes ta’ cook.” Before she can retort—or at least protect her sides—she shrieked and giggled loudly, body squirming and thrashing. “S-STOP, YOU JERK!”
“Oh I know it was. But, you know I’m a terrible liar.” He giggled evilly and leaned down to blow a raspberry on her cheek as he continued his assault on tickling her sides and stomach as she tried to throw him off. “NEVER GIVE UP AND NEVER SURRENDER! I’LL STOP IF YOU ADMIT I CAN BEAT YOU IN A FIGHT! ADMIT IT!”
She just closes her eyes and groans.
“Oh don’t fret! I’m sure others don’t have them and I promise not to spread ‘em around!”
“Someone sent it out to all of the ship, which means that someone probably sent it to someone off of the ship, which means in an hour it’ll be on the news.”
“…ah well…shit that’s not good at all. M-maybe it was Joker? Ask EDI about it? Maybe it was one of the other Commanders?”
“Ack, I dunno. I’ll hunt them down and kill them, that’s all I know.”
“Can I have the corpse when you’re done. For science that is.”
She just closes her eyes and groans.
“Oh don’t fret! I’m sure others don’t have them and I promise not to spread ‘em around!”
“Someone sent it out to all of the ship, which means that someone probably sent it to someone off of the ship, which means in an hour it’ll be on the news.”
“…ah well…shit that’s not good at all. M-maybe it was Joker? Ask EDI about it? Maybe it was one of the other Commanders?”
She just closes her eyes and groans.
“Oh don’t fret! I’m sure others don’t have them and I promise not to spread ‘em around!”
“Heh, yeah, your normal is kinda’ on the crazy end of my scale.” She snorted softly, rolling onto her side to peer up at him. “One day, we’ll both learn how ta’ cook. What do ya’ say?” His last remark only made her laugh more and she shook her head, fingers grasping the one he poked her with. “I highly doubt that. Remember, I’ve had my own trainin’ years ago. It’ll take more than a few tackles ta’ take me down.”
“I counter that by saying you are a wiener and a bit of a coward for thinking I’m crazy for I am one normal kind of guy!” He hummed in thought before adding, “I say we go for it, but I’m not wearing any fruity uniform. You can’t make me.” When she grabbed his finger, he narrowed his eyes at her and growled. “But, there is one thing you never expected me to know, Ms Montgomery, and that is that I know…” He launches himself onto her and begins tickling “…THAT I KNOW YOU’RE TICKLISH!”
thepittfiend said: “You suuuure about that, Commander~?”
“Oh God. Erm…yes?”
“You’re looking a bit red there~”
“It’s erm…warm in here. Ah, you know, I think I should go.”
“Oh no no…why not stay and let’s continue letting the awkward situation grow!”
“…You did it, didn’t you? You sent them out!”
“Hell to the no I didn’t send them out! Although…I gotta say you got a quite a kink streak to ya.”
